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I’m not sure that I would call the following stories “sexy” as much as “bizarre.” To be honest, most of them boil down to some variation of “Zeus turns himself into some nonhuman creature and seduces or rapes somebody.” (There doesn’t seem to be much of a line between “seduction” and “rape” in a lot of these myths. We like to think of our own age as the originator of sexual adventure and kink, but Greek mythology offers ample proof that crazy sex stuff is far from a modern invention.Ixion proceeded to have sex with the cloud, and impregnated it (how? Centaurus then had sex with a bunch of horses, and their offspring were the centaurs (half horse, half human).I bet when you used to obsessively watch that part of Fantasia with the centaurs,* you never imagined that they came from a murderer having sex with a cloud, did you?She would give birth to Perseus, the guy who would eventually kill Medusa.He would also fulfill his grandfather’s prophecy, killing him accidentally at a sporting event.In case it’s not already obvious, the Greek gods and goddesses had no problem jumping into bed with their family members.

She went to find Zeus, and in a last-ditch effort to hide his activities from his wife, Zeus transformed Io into a white heifer.

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There, Ganymede became cupbearer to the gods and Zeus’s lover, much to the angst of Hera, Zeus’s wife. When he got married, he refused to pay his father-in-law the bride price for his wife (obviously the idea of a “bride price” is messed up, but that’s a topic for another post).